THE ABSOLUTE SIZE OF GRU


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    SlazoSlazo

    Dauer: 11:00

    I look at the absolute SIZE of Gru from Despicable me/minions. He's a bit of a unit.
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sam jones
sam jones

*thanos wants to know your location*

Vor 46 Minuten
PokémonFan7184 Byford
PokémonFan7184 Byford

So every human is giant in Despicable Me

Vor 48 Minuten
Eddy Bolanos
Eddy Bolanos

gerthier

Vor 56 Minuten
Stranger movie 27
Stranger movie 27

Gru vs shrek who would win?

Vor Stunde
russian tea
russian tea

when gru is taller than thanos

Vor 3 Stunden
FELI 989
FELI 989

I’m late but lucy is taller than gru

Vor 3 Stunden
Stephanie
Stephanie

We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 Meters per second. Based on average dick size, Gru’s penis is around 14 inches long. Also, Gru’s dick would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a dick is .77 lbs. If he swung his dick in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means that gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In conclusion, Gru’s dickslap has enough energy to smash through 6” reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his dick breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case. I further my case by pointing out The avg speed of ejaculation is 28 mph. This means that gru can ejaculate at a speed of roughly 70 MPH when standing still. If he decides to fling his ejaculate by swinging his dick in a circular fashion, it will travel at 584415.5*70= 40,909,085 mph. This means Gru’s ejaculate travels at a speed greater than 24 thousand times the speed of a bullet. Considering the average mass of ejaculate, 3.5 g, gru’s semen will impact the target with the energy of 1.715e9 Jouls, or roughly the amount of energy released in 667 pounds of TNT. In conclusion, if gru decided to weaponize his penis, he could easily conquer the world. Now I rest my case

Vor 4 Stunden
Felonious Gru
Felonious Gru

I APPROVE OF THIS

Vor 4 Stunden
Vanessa Herlijanto
Vanessa Herlijanto

"lets make a video calculating how fucking enormous this cartoon character is"

Vor 7 Stunden
oi_blin 677
oi_blin 677

This is the knowledge i need

Vor 7 Stunden
Meme Snack
Meme Snack

So gru is *shaggy* ?

Vor 8 Stunden
Legit Big Boss
Legit Big Boss

*when you realize that gru's nose is bigger and longer than your dick*

Vor 11 Stunden
UrNotKisper
UrNotKisper

this video is the soul reason why i havent done anything productive in a deadline weekend where i have 6 homeworks and 2 tests

Vor 15 Stunden
CoenM
CoenM

gru vs shaggy vs Matt vs Thanos

Vor 16 Stunden
theosw
theosw

ABSOLUTE UNTI

Vor 16 Stunden
Gr33kGameplay
Gr33kGameplay

This dude looks like Lachlan

Vor 18 Stunden
I Am Rex
I Am Rex

I thought he was two minions tall

Vor 19 Stunden
Max Anderson
Max Anderson

the memes must flow

Vor 20 Stunden
MotorsportsAndrew
MotorsportsAndrew

This unit

Vor 22 Stunden
Johnny Willoughby
Johnny Willoughby

What a lad

Vor Tag
Chickenpants
Chickenpants

I don’t think he’s 14 feet it’s impossible

Vor Tag
alcoholic dinosaur
alcoholic dinosaur

connor mcgregor vs gru make it happen

Vor Tag
D'Alleva Cameron
D'Alleva Cameron

Gru jesus

Vor Tag
Nick Van Riper
Nick Van Riper

Who’s not watching this at like 3 am

Vor Tag
First Name Last Name
First Name Last Name

I'm not exactly sure where the measurement for the minion came from but yeah he looks a little bit tall compared to everyone else but honestly he doesn't actually look that big compared to everyone else so everyone else must be bigger in that world if the minions really are that big strange

Vor Tag
Lucky Derp
Lucky Derp

If there is a dru, then that means there are two giants.

Vor Tag
Admiral Hallsey
Admiral Hallsey

My life is complete

Vor Tag
Megan
Megan

Didn’t know I needed this video until now

Vor Tag
doctor lightning super
doctor lightning super

This is what you do with a Gru height http://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/aahod4/gru_can_swing_his_penis_fast_enough_to_break_the/?utm_source=reddit-android

Vor Tag
Your fortnite noob
Your fortnite noob

Imagine his penis like someone did the mafs and his dick has the power to break 6 walls reinforced with concrete while also creating a thunderclap

Vor Tag
Twenty One Ramen
Twenty One Ramen

My mom is bigger than gru

Vor Tag
Mack Dunn
Mack Dunn

What about his....... Shoe size

Vor 2 Tage
JTTL
JTTL

what about LIBS

Vor 2 Tage
Ignacio Saavedra
Ignacio Saavedra

GRU is kinda like a role model. He is a wealthy grumpy multimillionaire super villian, that is also and excellent father. Those are a lot of milestones to cover.

Vor 2 Tage
Minh Hưng Lê
Minh Hưng Lê

So basically we are as big as minions

Vor 2 Tage
Qanita Abbasi
Qanita Abbasi

Why does this have so many views

Vor 2 Tage
Rick Astley
Rick Astley

1:04 even the people in that anime are taller than the tallest human to ever live.

Vor 2 Tage
Ms. Zombangle
Ms. Zombangle

Wth did I just watch I like it!

Vor 2 Tage
Ace 0755247
Ace 0755247

Could he go ultra grustinc and beat Shaggy?

Vor 2 Tage
Godzilla IsCool999
Godzilla IsCool999

Gru is level 100 boss.

Vor 2 Tage
Kain Of Legends
Kain Of Legends

If Gru's first name is felonious than why is Dru named Dru. Is his name Dru Gru? Or since his father took Dru is their fathers last name Dru and their mothers last name Gru? So what is Dru's first name? I am not overthinking animated movie for children

Vor 2 Tage
socksandshoes
socksandshoes

h o w b i g ' s t h a t

Vor 2 Tage
•Hunny•
•Hunny•

His dick is roughly 14 inches long.

Vor 2 Tage
theultimatemadman
theultimatemadman

But look at the freeze ray scene and the scene with his nose I guess everyone is a goliath it that universe because sure he's taller but not by the amount that it should be

Vor 2 Tage
tim michalak
tim michalak

I like Margo she’s cool

Vor 2 Tage
Elite Rug
Elite Rug

I laughing so hard to this video don’t know why

Vor 2 Tage
FordF-150VEVO
FordF-150VEVO

I have never felt so erect

Vor 2 Tage
Kinggold Channel
Kinggold Channel

Me:that's a big boy Slazo:look at the absolute size of this lad

Vor 2 Tage
Ewan Durrant
Ewan Durrant

Lol

Vor 2 Tage
all my friends are dead
all my friends are dead

An *_absolute unit_* holy shit

Vor 2 Tage
Al-bear B
Al-bear B

Symphuny???

Vor 2 Tage
THOTIMUS PRIME
THOTIMUS PRIME

Is Gru bigger than the master chief?!

Vor 3 Tage
nate hash tag win
nate hash tag win

hes fat 2

Vor 3 Tage
Aniemaniac
Aniemaniac

What an *A b s O l UT e U n I t*

Vor 3 Tage
SenseiUwU
SenseiUwU

he is so tall id smash

Vor 3 Tage
Manoj Anand
Manoj Anand

Well ..... Shit Lucy is taller than Gru

Vor 3 Tage
Saad plays
Saad plays

Shaggy or guru?

Vor 3 Tage
Sublimująca Drożdżówka
Sublimująca Drożdżówka

How the hell 3×4=14

Vor 3 Tage
Sublimująca Drożdżówka
Sublimująca Drożdżówka

+Bat Man oh yeah

Vor Tag
Bat Man
Bat Man

Except it's not 3, it's 3.5

Vor Tag
conor martin
conor martin

Your IQ needs to be at least 23 to watch this

Vor 3 Tage
fangle and bendy
fangle and bendy

I'm subscribing just because of this video which is also the first video I've watched from this guy

Vor 3 Tage
André Pereira
André Pereira

5:24 Do you mean GRUcial?

Vor 3 Tage
arb dmn
arb dmn

Math = life meaningless

Vor 3 Tage
Ryan
Ryan

What about the bank guy. You should mention him because he’s like twice the size of gru.

Vor 3 Tage
Kyūseishu
Kyūseishu

Slazo: the guy who made a gru dick joke

Vor 3 Tage
Gavineo_Axius
Gavineo_Axius

*Crucial.*

Vor 3 Tage
TheCring3 L0rd
TheCring3 L0rd

What a madlad

Vor 3 Tage
Thot Patrol
Thot Patrol

Gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 lbs per square inch with his cock being about 14 inches long. And he can move at 200 meeters per second

Vor 3 Tage
Coe T.
Coe T.

"Here's his nose next to a footlong sub. It's a formidable weapon..."

Vor 3 Tage
SpitFyre
SpitFyre

That is one absolute unit

Vor 3 Tage
Josheres Fantasy
Josheres Fantasy

4:20 my wife's dick compared to mine 😄

Vor 3 Tage
Kap The Imperial Pilot
Kap The Imperial Pilot

"It might be breaking the law" he does that everyday XD

Vor 3 Tage
Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson

I watched this like 10 times already

Vor 3 Tage
Erinhastoomanybooks
Erinhastoomanybooks

The effort.

Vor 3 Tage
Piggy Jenkins
Piggy Jenkins

what did you have to gain from this

Vor 4 Tage
No this is patrick
No this is patrick

HOW BIG IS HIS DICK

Vor 4 Tage
Logan Hawkins T.V.
Logan Hawkins T.V.

gru's dickslap can break the speed of sound.

Vor 4 Tage
Some Random YouTube Commenter
Some Random YouTube Commenter

Michael Scott was better

Vor 4 Tage
FUZZY
FUZZY

This information is more useless than school

Vor 4 Tage
Noah Neural
Noah Neural

Damn math Boi

Vor 4 Tage
Sponge Bob
Sponge Bob

So how tall is Lucy 0:02 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Vor 4 Tage
Liam G.
Liam G.

Lmao, I’m dying 😂😂😂

Vor 4 Tage
my name
my name

I was told to get out after 5s :(

Vor 4 Tage
Kick 501
Kick 501

Isn't the BFR that Elon musk launched last year bigger than the Saturn V

Vor 4 Tage
Humaid Ebrahim
Humaid Ebrahim

That was the falcon heavy and no it wasn't bigger

Vor 2 Tage
E. E
E. E

One word *THICCCCC*

Vor 4 Tage
PC Jeff
PC Jeff

subbed

Vor 4 Tage
Umbra
Umbra

*ABSOLUTE UNIT*

Vor 4 Tage
Mr.Fancy PantsSheep
Mr.Fancy PantsSheep

That means that all the characters are giants

Vor 4 Tage
Mr.Fancy PantsSheep
Mr.Fancy PantsSheep

There's no way that's for real

Vor 4 Tage
Jacob Grassland
Jacob Grassland

Dang man your voice is low

Vor 4 Tage
Cyanie Mapper
Cyanie Mapper

Does this mean Shaggy has a worthy challenger?

Vor 4 Tage
Technotom301
Technotom301

STOP USING IMPERIAL UNITS

Vor 4 Tage
Michelle Zhou
Michelle Zhou

I wonder how big his dick is...

Vor 4 Tage
Haldeman Kids
Haldeman Kids

Isn’t that ginger lady taller than him?

Vor 4 Tage
Ismail Amiri
Ismail Amiri

Holy

Vor 5 Tage
kaio ken x 9000
kaio ken x 9000

250m/s!!! Gru is 25 times faster than usain bolt

Vor 5 Tage
Jabra-Quarry
Jabra-Quarry

Get a metric system America , please.

Vor 5 Tage
TacticalNuke 2019
TacticalNuke 2019

I want pt2

Vor 5 Tage
TacticalNuke 2019
TacticalNuke 2019

Wy dyd yu dy dys

Vor 5 Tage
Carphe wow
Carphe wow

Absolute unit

Vor 5 Tage
Demian Games
Demian Games

Get out of my recommendations I'm sure it's a good video but I don't care about minions

Vor 5 Tage

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